Girlfriend!

After dinner conversation with Matthew tonight -

Matthew: Guess what?
Me: What?
Matthew: I have a girlfriend at school.
Me: What?! Who?
Matthew: Aria
Me: Why is she your girlfriend?
Matthew: Because, she's a girl and she's my friend.
Me: So why isn't Chloe from church your girlfriend too?
Matthew: Because she's not really my friend.  I don't play with her at church.

I guess this makes perfect sense!